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MR. MOSEBY! MR. MOSEBY!
MR. MOSEBY! MR. MOSEBY!

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IT'S A HIDEOUS
MONSTER!

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AND IT'S COMING
THIS WAY!

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BOYS, I CAN ASSURE YOU
THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS
AS MONSTERS.

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OH, YEAH? LOOK!

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I'M BACK.

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AAH!
AAH!

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QUICK, GET
BEHIND ME, BOYS!

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DON'T LOOK HER
IN THE MOLE.

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I MEAN THE EYES.

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MR. MOSEBY.

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MISS SHIKELGRUBERMIGER.

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ACTUALLY, SINCE
YOU HAD ME FIRED

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FROM THE TIPTON
ORGANIZATION,

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I'VE GOTTEN MARRIED.

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YOU'RE KIDDING.

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NO. MY MARRIED NAME IS
ILSA SHIKELGRUBERMIGER-

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VON HELSING DER
KEPPERLUGERHOFER.

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YOU'RE KIDDING.

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THAT MUST TAKE
FOREVER TO WRITE
ON YOUR UNDERWEAR.

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I HAVE A STAMP.

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BUT THAT'S NOT MY
ONLY HAPPY NEWS.

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I HAVE BECOME
THE MANAGER

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OF THE ST. MARK HOTEL
ACROSS THE STREET.

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OH, NO.
OH, YES!

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AND I WILL NOT REST
UNTIL THE TIPTON IS
A PARKING LOT

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AND YOU ARE PARKING
THE CARS.

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GRRRRRR.

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MR. MOSEBY, THAT
WAS AWESOME.

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YOU WEREN'T
SCARED AT ALL.

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MR. MOSEBY?

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♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪

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♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪

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♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪

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♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪

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♪ YOU AND ME
GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪

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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪

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♪ JUST ME AND YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪

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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪

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♪ IT'S YOU AND ME
AND ME AND YOU ♪

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♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE
TO OURSELVES ♪

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♪ YOU AND ME,
WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪

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♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪

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♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪

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♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪

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HEY, MADDIE,
WOULD YOU TRY
SOME OF MY COOKIES?

47
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SURE.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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CAREFUL. IF YOU
TELL HIM THERE ARE
TOO MANY WALNUTS,

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HE'LL LOCK HIMSELF
IN THE BATHROOM
AND CRY.

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CODY, THESE ARE AMAZING.

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YOU KNOW,
GIRLS LIKE GUYS
WHO CAN COOK.

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I HELPED!

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MMM, THESE ARE
FANTASTIC.

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HOW MUCH ARE THEY?

56
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THEY'RE FREE.
FOR $5.00.

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I'LL TAKE
THE WHOLE BASKET.

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ALL RIGHT!

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CODY'S COOKIES
ARE GOING TO
MAKE ME RICH.

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AHEM.

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DID I SAY "ME"?

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I MEANT US.

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AH. WELL, I SEE OUR
DENTAL CONVENTIONEERS

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APPRECIATE
THE SUGARLESS GUM.

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WELL, 4 OUT OF 5
OF THEM DO. HA.

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OH!

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THAT'S FUNNY.

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OH!
HEY!

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WOULD YOU WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

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I-I'M SO SORRY.

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NO, NO, IT WAS
MY FAULT.

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FORGIVE ME FOR STARING,
BUT YOUR TEETH...

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THEY'RE LIKE PERFECT
LITTLE PEARLS.

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OH, THANKS.

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YOU'RE KINDA CUTE
YOURSELF...FOR A DENTIST.

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I WISH.

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MY DREAM IS TO ATTEND
THE ZURICH DENTAL
INSTITUTE

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AND MAKE THE WORLD SAFE
FROM CHRONIC
PERIODONTITIS.

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU JUST SAID,

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BUT IT SOUNDS
SO...MEDICAL.

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MOSEBY.

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YEAH, I JUST
WANTED TO SEE

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IF THE JAPANESE AMBASSADOR
HAD CHECKED IN YET.

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OH, WAIT.
HE COULDN'T HAVE

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BECAUSE HE'S STAYING
AT THE ST. MARK.

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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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HE ALWAYS STAYS HERE
AT THE TIPTON.

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OH, IT SEEMS HE HEARD
YOU WERE HAVING A PROBLEM

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WITH COCKALOCKERS.

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THAT'S GERMAN
FOR COCKROACHES!

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WELL, HE MUST HAVE
HEARD THAT LIE FROM

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THE HEAD COCKALOCKER
HERSELF!

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IT'S ILSA!

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YOU KNOW HER?

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YEAH. SHE RUNS
MY DAD'S HOTEL

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ACROSS THE STREET.

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IF HE FINDS OUT
I'M HERE,

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I'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE.

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YOU'RE TODD ST. MARK?

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I'M LONDON TIPTON.

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MY DAD HATES YOUR DAD.

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MY DAD HATES YOUR DAD.

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WE HAVE SO MUCH
IN COMMON!

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Ilsa: TODD!

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OOH, GOOD
HIDING PLACE.

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IT WAS SO HARD
TO SEE YOU

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BEHIND
THE 4-FOOT
CUPIE DOLL!

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YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER
DOESN'T APPROVE

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OF YOUR
DENTAL DREAM

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OR THIS TIPTON.

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IT IS <i>VERBOTEN. </i>

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COME WITH ME.
<i>MACH SCHNELL! </i>
BUT...

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DUT, DUT, DUT!

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LEFT, LEFT...
DON'T LOOK BACK!

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LEFT, LEFT, LEFT...

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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IS IT TRUE THAT
YOU TWO ARE SELLING
UNAUTHORIZED COOKIES

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IN MY HOTEL?

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NOPE. NO TRUTH
WHATSOEVER.

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MM-HMM.

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THEN WHY IS
THE KITCHEN A MESS?

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UH, MOM'S A SLOB.

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I'M A WHAT?
JOB.

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YOU'RE DOING
A GREAT JOB
FOR A SINGLE MOM.

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I MEAN, LOOK AT US.
WE'RE ADORABLE.

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YOU TWO ARE
ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN

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FROM SELLING
UNAUTHORIZED COOKIES
IN MY LOBBY!

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HOPPIN' HIPPOS,
THESE THINGS ARE
FANTASTIC!

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CRANBERRIES?

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WITH A PINCH OF NUTMEG.

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GENIUS.

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YOU KNOW, MR. MOSEBY,

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YOU COULD SERVE
CODY'S COOKIES

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AT THE BEACON HILL BALL.

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YOU KNOW HOW
THOSE SOCIETY TYPES

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LIKE DESIGNER COOKIES.

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I'LL TAKE 500.
DONE.

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NOT DONE.
I'M COOKIED OUT!

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ZACK, YOUR BROTHER'S
TIRED.

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THANKS, MOM.

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I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO LOOK AT ANOTHER
STOVE.

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WHAT ABOUT THE ONE
IN THE HOTEL
KITCHEN?

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YOU MEAN
THE SAMURAI 5000...

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WITH STAINLESS STEEL
CONVECTION OVENS

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AND COMPUTERIZED
TEMPERATURE CONTROLS?!

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NOT TO MENTION OUR
TUNGSTEN COOLING
RACKS.

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HONEY, YOU NEED
TO REST.

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STAY OUT OF THIS, MOM.

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[DIALING,
BEEPING]

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OH!

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[GASPS]

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HA HA HA HA!

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YOU WERE DOING SO WELL,
RIGHT UP TO THE WALL.

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UM, I'VE BEEN
TEXT MESSAGING
WITH TODD

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FOR THE PAST 24 HOURS.

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO OVER TO THE ST. MARK?

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I'D NEVER MAKE IT
PAST ILSA. [SIGHS]

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THERE'S NOWHERE
WE CAN MEET

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WHERE OUR FATHERS
WON'T FIND OUT.

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[SIGHS]

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THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.

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OH! WHAT YOU TWO NEED
IS A SECRET ROMANTIC
HIDEAWAY.

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THE LAUNDRY
ROOM?

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THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF ROMANTIC?

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NO WONDER YOU DON'T
GET DATES.

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HEY, IT WAS EITHER THIS
OR THE MEN'S ROOM

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ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

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I LOVE IT!

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LONDON...

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OH, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE STILL HERE.

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I'M SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT I COULDN'T GET AWAY

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FROM ILSA'S WATCH DOG
BLITZKRIEG.

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IS HE A GERMAN SHEPHERD?
DOBERMAN?

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DACHSHUND!

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NASTY LITTLE THING.

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I'D FIGHT MY WAY
THROUGH 100 WEINER DOGS
TO SEE YOU.

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OH...MY HERO.

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MADDIE,
THANK YOU SO MUCH

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FOR SETTING THIS UP
FOR US.

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AND IN RETURN,
WHEN I BECOME A DENTIST,

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I'LL FIX THAT OVERBITE.

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SOME PEOPLE THINK
IT'S...CUTE.

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I'VE ENJOYED OUR
CYBER CONVERSATIONS,

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BUT IT IS SO NICE
TO ACTUALLY BE WITH YOU.

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I KNOW. NOW WHEN
YOU TELL ME A JOKE,

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INSTEAD OF TYPING "LOL,"
I CAN ACTUALLY LOL.

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HA HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA HA!

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[SIGHS]

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I LOVE YOUR LOL.

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I LOVE FINALLY
BEING ALONE WITH YOU.

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ANY MACHINES FREE?

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I HAVE TO DO
MY DELICATES.

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MOSEBY!

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WHERE IS HE?

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I KNOW HE'S HERE.

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HE WHO?

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YOU KNOW HE WHO.

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NO. WHO HE?
<i>MY </i>WHO HE!

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HUH?
OH, STOP WITH YOUR
SILLY WORD GAMES!

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TODD, HE SNUCK OUT.

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OH, YOU'VE LOST TODD.

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WHICH, BY THE WAY
ISN'T THE ONLY THING

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THAT YOU'VE LOST.

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IT TURNS OUT THAT
THE BEACON HILL
MASQUERADE BALL

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WILL NOW BE HELD
AT THE TIPTON.

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NONSENSE.

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THAT BALL'S BEEN HELD
AT THE ST. MARKS
FOR OVER 30 YEARS.

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NOT ANYMORE.

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WE <i>SCHTOLE </i>IT FROM YOU!

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HEE HEE HEE.

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♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

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♪ UNH, UNH, UNH ♪

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OH, MR. MOSEBY,
DANCE WHILE YOU CAN.

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I DON'T THINK MR. TIPTON
WILL BE VERY HAPPY

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WHEN HE FINDS OUT
HIS PRECIOUS DAUGHTER

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IS DATING TODD ST. MARK!

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[GASPS]
THEY'VE BEEN IN
CONSTANT COMMUNICATION.

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WHERE ARE THEY?

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I ASSURE YOU
I HAVE NO IDEA.

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OH, MADDIE...

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HAVE YOU SEEN LONDON
AND TODD?

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NOPE,
HAVEN'T SEEN 'EM.

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NOT AT ALL.
NARY A SIGHTING.
SEE YA.

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CANDY GIRL,
WE HAVE WAYS

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OF MAKING YOU TALK.

227
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THERE'S NOTHING
TO SAY.

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[HIGH VOICE]
HERE, BLITZKRIEG.

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OK, OK, THEY'RE ON...
THE ROOF!

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I CAN'T SAY I APPROVE
OF YOUR METHODS,

231
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BUT THEY ARE EFFECTIVE.

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ENOUGH OF THE YAK YAK.
TO THE ROOF!

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LEFT, LEFT...
DON'T LOOK BACK.

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LEFT, LEFT...

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MY DOCTOR SAYS I SHOULD
STAY AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE

236
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AND YOUNGER MEN.

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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE WORKING?

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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

239
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,300
I PICTURED THIS MOMENT...

240
00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,000
DIFFERENTLY.

241
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000
BUT I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

242
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,367
YES, TODD?

243
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,033
LONDON, I...

244
00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:14,000
ILSA'S HERE!
GOTTA GO.

245
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,967
NICE BOY,
BUT HE DOESN'T SAY MUCH.

246
00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:22,033
HE WAS ABOUT TO.

247
00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:24,867
TODD!
LONDON!

248
00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:26,133
LONDON!
TODD!

249
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,000
MADDIE.

250
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,100
PER YOUR FATHER'S ORDERS,

251
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,567
I AM LOCKING YOU
IN YOUR ROOM,

252
00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:33,100
TAKING AWAY ALL YOUR
COMMUNICATION DEVICES,

253
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,900
AND YOUR GIANT
PLASTIC TOOTH!

254
00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,100
NO, NOT TOMMY TOOTH!

255
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,200
YEAH. AND FRIEDA FLOSS.
LET'S GO.

256
00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:42,500
LONDON!

257
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,467
LONDON. LONDON, LOOK,

258
00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:46,800
IF I ALLOWED YOU TO SEE
THIS ST. MARK BOY,

259
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,200
YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE
MY HEAD,

260
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,367
NOT TO MENTION MY JOB.

261
00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:50,834
LOOK, I DON'T CARE.

262
00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:51,967
TODD!

263
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,200
Todd: [SHOUTING] LONDON!

264
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,900
[BLITZKRIEG BARKING]

265
00:09:55,900 --> 00:10:00,000
London: STOP, BLITZKRIEG!
STOP!

266
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,200
OH! THAT'S NOT A DOG!

267
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,600
IT'S A PIRANHA!

268
00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:16,133
I CAN'T BELIEVE
DADDY HAD MOSEBY

269
00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:16,834
CONFINE ME TO MY ROOM.

270
00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:19,967
DON'T WORRY,
YOU'LL SEE TODD
AGAIN SOMEDAY.

271
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:20,400
[SIGHS]

272
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,467
OF COURSE,
HE'LL BE A DENTIST,

273
00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:24,667
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE
AN APPOINTMENT.

274
00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,800
THIS IS THE MOST
TRAGICAL THING

275
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,500
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED
TO ME.

276
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,600
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
SHAKESPEARE SAID.

277
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,800
"THE COURSE
OF TRUE LOVE

278
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,867
NEVER DID
RUN SMOOTH."

279
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,667
HUH?

280
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:37,667
LOVE STINKS.

281
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,667
OH, I KNOW.

282
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:40,834
THIS IS JUST SO UNFAIR.

283
00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,767
I ALWAYS GET
EVERYTHING I WANT.

284
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,800
SO YOU GET EVERYTHING
YOU EVER WANTED

285
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:45,867
FOR CHRISTMAS?
MM-HMM.

286
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,100
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

287
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,600
AND HANUKAH.

288
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,500
YOU CAN'T GET GIFTS
ON HANUKAH.

289
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,133
YOU'RE NOT JEWISH.

290
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,700
AND MISS OUT ON
8 DAYS OF PRESENTS?

291
00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,734
NOT THIS <i>SHIKSA. </i>

292
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,367
I JUST MISS TODD
SO MUCH.

293
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:02,867
Todd: [SHOUTING IN DISTANCE]
LONDON!

294
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:03,734
I MEAN, SOMETIMES,

295
00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:06,800
IT'S LIKE I CAN
HEAR HIS VOICE.

296
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,867
IT'S TODD
WITH A BULLHORN.

297
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:09,967
[GASPS]

298
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:10,500
Todd: BUT SOFT,

299
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:14,000
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER
WINDOW BREAKS?

300
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,600
IT IS THE EAST,

301
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,967
AND LONDON IS THE SUN.

302
00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:20,967
OH, HE'S QUOTING
SHAKESPEARE!

303
00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:24,033
I THOUGHT SHAKESPEARE
WAS <i>YOUR </i>FRIEND.

304
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,600
HE'S A WRITER.

305
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,200
<i>ROMEO AND JULIET? </i>

306
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,100
IN A POETIC WAY,

307
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,400
TODD'S SAYING
THAT HE LOVES YOU.

308
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,600
OOH! OOH! OK,

309
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,600
TELL ME HOW TO SAY
"I LOVE YOU, TOO,"
IN SHAKESPEARE TALK.

310
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,033
AHEM.

311
00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:41,867
MY BOUNTY IS
AS BOUNDLESS
AS A SEA,

312
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,734
MY LOVE AS DEEP.

313
00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:44,767
GOT IT.

314
00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:47,734
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
SWEET CHEEKS!

315
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,600
NICE REWRITE.

316
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,600
WHAT?

317
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,767
HE CAN'T HEAR ME,
AND I CAN'T LEAVE
MY ROOM.

318
00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,500
MADDIE, WILL YOU
GO TELL HIM?

319
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,600
SURE.
WAIT.

320
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,500
I WANT TO GIVE HIM
SOMETHING.

321
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,667
WHAT'S ROMANTICAL?

322
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,233
A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR.

323
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,500
PERFECT!

324
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,300
TODD, LONDON SAYS
SHE LOVES YOU

325
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,667
AND WANTS YOU
TO HAVE THIS.

326
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,400
THIS ISN'T ALL OF IT,
IS IT?
NO.

327
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:30,367
THEN I SHALL
TREASURE IT ALWAYS.

328
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:31,667
GIVE HER THIS,

329
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:35,033
AND TELL HER THAT
IT IS BUT A TOKEN
OF MY LOVE FOR HER.

330
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,133
GOTCHA.

331
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,734
TODD SAYS IT'S
THE TOKEN OF HIS LOVE.

332
00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:55,500
OH, THAT IS SO SWEET.

333
00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:58,033
HERE, GIVE HIM THIS.

334
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,100
AND TELL HIM "DITTO."

335
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,033
UNH--OH!

336
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,233
OK.

337
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,400
LONDON SAYS
"BACK AT YA."

338
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,000
I HAVE TO GIVE HER
SOMETHING BETTER.

339
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,200
YEAH, CAN YOU KEEP IT
UNDER 80 POUNDS?

340
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:30,600
A KISS.

341
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,467
OK, BUT I'M NOT
PASSING IT ON.

342
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,200
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

343
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,600
IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME.

344
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,233
WAIT, I GOT IT.

345
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,000
TOMORROW NIGHT IS
THE BEACON HILL
MASQUERADE BALL.

346
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,133
GET A COSTUME
AND A MASK, SNEAK OVER,

347
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,300
AND I'LL HAVE LONDON
MEET YOU THERE.

348
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,500
THAT'S PERFECT.

349
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,233
[BLITZKRIEG BARKING]
UH-OH!

350
00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:54,400
IT'S BLITZKRIEG!

351
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,800
Ilsa: [LOUDLY] BLITZKRIEG,
WHY ARE YOU BARKING?

352
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,400
[CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING]

353
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,500
[DOINK]

354
00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:10,133
ECCH! THAT IS DISGUSTING!

355
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,400
THERE IS A HAIR
IN THE PUNCH BOWL.

356
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,233
YEAH, THAT WOULD
NEVER HAPPEN AT THE ST. MARK.

357
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,367
ENJOY.

358
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,767
OH, I THOUGHT
I SMELLED A RAT,

359
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,800
BUT IT TURNS OUT
IT WAS A MOLE.

360
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,934
WHAT MOLE?

361
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:25,200
DO YOU <i>OWN </i>A MIRROR?

362
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,600
COME ON, THEY'VE ALREADY
RUN OUT OF COOKIES
AT THE BALL.

363
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,200
BOY, THOSE
SKINNY RICH PEOPLE

364
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,000
CAN REALLY CHOW DOWN.

365
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,600
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!

366
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,200
YOU KNOW,
I USED TO LIKE THIS

367
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,367
WHEN I DID IT FOR LOVE.

368
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,900
NOW I'M DOING IT
FOR MONEY, AND...

369
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:45,367
I FEEL DIRTY.

370
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,133
WIPE YOUR FILTH OFF
WITH THIS 20,

371
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,400
AND GET BACK TO WORK.

372
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,767
WELL, I DON'T SEE
<i>YOU </i>WORKING.

373
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:55,500
WHY DON'T YOU HELP OUT
AND SEPARATE SOME EGGS
FOR ME.

374
00:14:57,567 --> 00:15:00,200
DONE.
COOKING IS EASY.

375
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,100
I'LL WHIP US UP
A BATCH.

376
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,133
SO TODD REALLY WANTED
TO KISS ME?

377
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:09,000
NO, HE WANTED
TO KISS THE PLANT.

378
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,233
WHY DID HE WANT
TO KISS THE PLANT?

379
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,500
HE DOESN'T. HE WANTS
TO KISS <i>YOU. </i>

380
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:16,100
SO TODD REALLY WANTED
TO KISS ME?

381
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,300
IT'S A SPECIAL NIGHT.

382
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,834
DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU.

383
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,100
SO, WHICH ONE
IS TODD?

384
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,400
THE ONE IN THE MASK.

385
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,300
OH, THAT NARROWS IT DOWN.

386
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,133
OK, HERE'S
MY FIRST BATCH.

387
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,133
[CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK,
CLUNK, CLUNK]

388
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,400
YOU BAKED
A HOCKEY PUCK.

389
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,467
YOU COULD BREAK A TOOTH
ON ONE OF THESE.

390
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:43,300
SO WHAT? THERE ARE
200 DENTISTS IN THE LOBBY.

391
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,834
YEAH, BUT WHEN PEOPLE EAT
A CODYS COOKIE,

392
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,700
THEY EXPECT IT TO
MELT IN THEIR MOUTH,

393
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,400
NOT BREAK THEIR BICUSPIDS.

394
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,200
[WHISPERING]
Todd?

395
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,867
You in there?

396
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:59,000
SORRY. PICKED
THE WRONG NOSE.

397
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,300
[EMBARRASSED GIGGLE]

398
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,233
NOT HIM.

399
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,700
I DON'T NEED ANY MORE
OF YOUR HELP!

400
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,867
JUST KEEP OUT
OF MY WAY,

401
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:08,934
AND STAY OVER THERE.

402
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,200
DID YOU JUST FLICK FLOUR
IN MY FACE?

403
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,100
MAYBE I DID,

404
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,900
MAYBE I DIDN'T.

405
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:22,033
WELL, MAYBE
I FLICKED SOME BACK...

406
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,600
AND MAYBE I DIDN'T.

407
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,767
WELL, I KNOW
YOU DIDN'T,

408
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,934
BECAUSE IF YOU DID,

409
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:32,800
I WOULD'VE DONE
THIS!

410
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,567
AND <i>THAT'S </i>HOW
YOU SEPARATE AN EGG!

411
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,800
WELL, THIS IS HOW
YOU SEPARATE A PIE...

412
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,200
FROM ITS PAN.

413
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,100
COME BACK HERE AND
TAKE THIS BANANA CREAM PIE

414
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,100
LIKE A MAN!

415
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,900
HE WOULDN'T.

416
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,000
HE WOULD!

417
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
I LOVE THE TWINS.

418
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,967
THIS PIE THROWING
WILL STOP THIS INSTANT!

419
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,033
MR. MOSEBY?

420
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:17,734
MM.

421
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:21,133
RIGHT AFTER THIS.

422
00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:25,500
OOPS.

423
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,367
[STOMP]
OW!

424
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,800
OOOOOH.

425
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,000
AHHHHH!
AAH!

426
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,200
ZACK! CODY!

427
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,200
OH, WHAT IS GOING ON
IN HERE?!

428
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,700
WHOA!

429
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:46,233
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

430
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,300
YEAH, OF COURSE--OH!

431
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,000
NOW, THAT I DIDN'T SEE
COMING.

432
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:57,400
[GENERAL SHOUTS, GASPS]

433
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:02,967
WE'LL NEVER FIND TODD
IN HERE.

434
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,667
AND WE'LL NEVER HAVE
OUR FIRST KISS.

435
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,000
EWW! GET OFF
OF ME, PIE FACE!

436
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,300
IT'S ME! TODD.

437
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,000
OH, TODD.

438
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,767
OH, YOU <i>DID </i>COME.

439
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,800
OF COURSE I DID.

440
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,233
I NEEDED TO TELL YOU
THAT I LOVE YOU...

441
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,600
AND DO THIS.

442
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,000
I GUESS SOME PEOPLE
DO GET EVERYTHING
THEY WANT.

443
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000
HAPPY HANUKAH, LONDON.

444
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:46,233
[SHOUTING, LAUGHING]

445
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:52,500
HOW DARE YOU SNEAK OUT
TO SEE THIS TIPTON!

446
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,767
YOU FATHER IS
ON THE PHONE,

447
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,567
AND HE WISHES
TO SPEAK TO YOU.

448
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,767
YAH.

449
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:01,934
SO I GUESS YOU'RE
GONNA LOCK ME UP

450
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:02,500
IN MY ROOM NOW, HUH?

451
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,500
I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT
YOUR FATHER WOULD WANT.

452
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,200
GOOD. IF I CAN'T
SEE TODD,

453
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,867
I MIGHT AS WELL SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE
IN MY ROOM.

454
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:13,133
YOU REALLY LIKE
THIS BOY, DON'T YOU?

455
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:16,233
I WOULD LOVE HIM
EVEN IF HE WERE POOR.

456
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,734
REALLY?

457
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,600
YEAH.

458
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,200
WELL, IN THAT CASE,

459
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,100
IF YOU WANT
TO SEE TODD,

460
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,734
IT'S NOT UP TO ME
TO STOP YOU.

461
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,700
BUT WON'T YOU
GET IN TROUBLE

462
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,667
WITH MY FATHER?

463
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,000
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU CARE
ABOUT SOMEONE,

464
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,900
YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THEM
BEFORE YOURSELF.

465
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,667
THANKS, MOSEBY.

466
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:43,700
THAT WAS SO SWEET.

467
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:47,667
IT MAKES ME WANT
TO... <i>PUKE! </i>

468
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,600
YEAH, OK, DAD.

469
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,200
BYE.

470
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:53,867
BAD NEWS?

471
00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:54,934
WELL, MY DAD SAID
I COULD GO

472
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:56,600
TO DENTAL SCHOOL
IN ZURICH.

473
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,867
THAT'S GREAT.

474
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,967
NO, IT MEANS I'LL BE
AWAY FROM YOU.

475
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:02,000
WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHY HE SAID IT.

476
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,934
HE'D RATHER HAVE ME
SCRAPING TEETH

477
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:05,500
THAN BE WITH A TIPTON.

478
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,400
OH...I SEE.

479
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,000
SO, I TURNED HIM DOWN.

480
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,233
YOU DID?

481
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:13,000
BUT IT'S YOUR DREAM.

482
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,500
WHAT ABOUT
ALL THOSE POOR PEOPLE

483
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,200
WITH PTEREODACTYLITIS?

484
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,700
I'D RATHER HAVE YOU.

485
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,867
OH, TODD!

486
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:23,400
OH, THAT'S THE MOST
WONDERFUL THING

487
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,500
ANYONE'S EVER DONE
FOR ME.

488
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,700
AND I WON'T
LET YOU DO IT.

489
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,967
WHAT ABOUT US?

490
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,867
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU CARE
ABOUT SOMEONE...

491
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:41,667
YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THEM
BEFORE YOURSELF.

492
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,133
[SIGHS]

493
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:46,500
IT'LL ONLY TAKE ME
8 YEARS TO BECOME
A DENTIST.

494
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,734
THEN I CAN SEE YOU?

495
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:51,033
CAN WE MAKE IT
A MORNING APPOINTMENT?

496
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,100
ABSOLUTELY.

497
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,600
THAT WAS REALLY
WONDERFUL, LONDON.

498
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,567
MADDIE...

499
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,467
THAT ROMEO AND JULIET BOOK
HAS A HAPPY ENDING, RIGHT?

500
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,767
YEAH.

501
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,600
CODY, DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY
TO YOU BROTHER?

502
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,600
I'M SORRY I FLICKED FLOUR
IN YOUR FACE.

503
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,100
ZACK?

504
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,300
I'M SORRY
YOU'RE MY BROTHER.

505
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,000
ZACK!

506
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,967
I'M SORRY
I WORKED YOU
LIKE A PACK MULE.

507
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,467
I WAS JUST THINKING
OF THE MONEY.

508
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,500
LOTS AND LOTS
OF MONEY.

509
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,100
BAGLOADS OF MONEY!

510
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:40,934
ZACK!

511
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,200
SORRY.

512
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,734
IT'S OK THAT YOU WANTED
TO MAKE MONEY

513
00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:45,233
OFF MY COOKIES,

514
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:48,133
BUT I JUST NEED TIME
TO MAKE THEM JUST RIGHT.

515
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:50,000
AND 75% OF THE PROFITS.

516
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,133
40.
50!

517
00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:52,834
DONE.
[BOTH SPIT]

518
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:55,133
OK, BUT I GET 10%
OF BOTH YOUR CUTS.

519
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,834
DONE.

520
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,934
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.


